wat da f***!

This week is the most freakin week of all time. Yeah, people are going crazy! it's like everyday that the airport turns out to be a jungle where wild animals go mad. I don't know what's up with these people but they make me feel hyper-ventilated. shux, i can't breath!hehe.. For this, I am going to give a tribute blog for my three best-in- freaking-out animals I have dealt with..:D

The 3rd runner up goes to:

Ms. Irate Lesbo

This Aiza Seguerra look alike was wearing a very skimpy shirt and a black backless top..yikes, mali..hehe..This feeling lalake in a katawan of a babae was so irate that everyone who heard him este her pala made no pakelam coz she's so wala lang..hehe..

cge na nga eto seryoso na...

According to her, she came from the ticketing office to buy tickets for their family. Amidst the bad weather condition with matching super jampacked people in line at the ticketing, she still managed to book for a flight going to Kalibo. When she was about to check- in, unfortunately, the flight was overbooked that they had to go on stand-by to have a chance to catch the flight. Yes, they had their trip booked and reserved but they were not able to check in on time that's why the slot intended for them was given to other passengers. It is a policy that guests must check in 45 minutes before boarding time or else they might not be able to catch their flight.
Finding out that they were chance passengers, she began the shouting (as in imagine aiza freaking out in a public place, ganon!- hehe except that she's macho nga lang unlike aiza..haha)

She cursed our manager over and over uttering the uber gamit na gamit na word na : "Punyeta!"..hehhe..atleast she's using the not so hurtful words as compared to our second runner up...

And our 2nd runner-up goes to:

Mr. Irate Joe

Dumugo na naman ang ilong ko..

Kaka english sa mga foreigners like Mr. Joe ..hehe

I don't mean like I can't speak English but we all know naman that it's really hard to argue with foreign people because we can't just say what we mean to say. The intonation and the use of words were just too hard to mix in a way that I want it to sound like I am explaining but hindi ko talaga pinapatulan.. I still want to sound respectful as I can.

Too bad I was dealing with that old man and he was just fuming in anger when I told him that he had to pay his penalties for not flying in his scheduled trip. He was just too malas that he availed of the cheapest fare and had to pay the most expensive penalty for not catching his trip on time, add up his excess baggage and..

BOOOM!

Nasira ang baston ni Sir sa sobrang galit.. Hahhaa..

Kidding aside, I very well understand his reactions because nobody wants to pay double the ticket price dba? What makes him my top 2 was the way he reacted when he was about to pay his penalties. He kept on cursing me and using offensive words, telling how he wanted to get the hell out of our STINKING country. Well, what's with discrimination man? He told me pa in a very loud voice if I'm only that because he is a foreigner! Tang*** un! At ngaun hinuhuthutan ko pa daw sha! waaaa..ako na naging irate dito ah..Bottom line was, he had no choice but to pay while me smiling like a jerk! Now who's the winner?!Heheehehe

And our Grand Winner...

Ms. Irate Slang

She claims to work for a very well-known publishing company in the States as a journalist. I don't know the reality of that cause she acted like a hungry lioness in Madagascar. She has the wildest roar of em all that everyone was just hoping that meat will pour down from heaven to shut his big mouth up.

Sayang this kind of woman. She's pretty but she BADLY needs 10 sessions for Anger Management

She turned into a monster animal when she saw the endless line of people queueing (?) for a piece of paper called the boarding pass. Hehehe..To make the story short, this beauty journalist-turned-beast ay sumingit sa pila like an educated professional she was claiming she is. Of course, no matter what your status may be, there's no such thing as VIPs in the airport, well unless nalang you are the president who had just closed the runway for 2 hours last week for her trip to Cebu which made the passengers really angry, but this is another story. Regardless of who you are, you have to check in and present yourself as a valid passenger of our airline. But of course, if you are prominent person in the country, you have the option to atleast designate your assistants or bodyguards to fall in line for you while you just wait for your flight. Not like this girl who felt ata that she owns the airline, well, too bad for her natapat sha sa isang obssessive-compulsive agent who doesn't tolerate people like her. In other words, nakatikim sha. My co-worker told her to act like an educated person, just find herself a place and patiently wait for her turn. That harsh words made her go mad that she just kept on shouting on every staff she saw kahet na hinde talaga directly involved with the situation. I don't know how the manager persuaded her to take it easy basta she made me felt like there was no oxygen left for me to inhale.

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The morale of these stories is wrapped up in one word, Patience.

[ 12:48 AM ]

wat da f***!

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