bigtime sucker scene

I often hear from people that kapag minalas ka daw, sunod-sunod. Either thrice in a row or if you start the day with a misfortune, you will have a bad day all throughout.

It was last week when all the bad luck occurred and it seems like it's still haunting me, parang tipong nanliligaw sa kin si kamalasan at ayaw akong tantanan..haaayyy..next time ha, bring some flowers and chocolates naman para matuwa ako..

No offense meant for those who can read this blog, I know some people may be hurt with what I'm gonna write (paranoid lang ako, I don't know) but I just want to speak my mind..

Note: All the names and places will be withheld. So if you think ur included in my list of disasters this week, bahala ka. Two things lang yan dear, either it's true or paranoid ka lang din..

Scenario 1:

I think this was the start of it all. The ONE and ONLY story that I would gladly tell everyone ... dahil aral ito sa mga....

Panget na salarin..

I went to a very far place last weekend to watch our manok perform. They were invited by this famous singer to play along with other bands. Even if it was a rainy and expectantly uber traffic Friday night, we still managed to arrive earlier than the rest.
There were three girls at the entrance but I don't know kung baket ko tinawag na girl ang isang ito..

As I was paying for my entrance fee:

Feelingrocker: (In a very angas voice) Miss, anong banda ka?
Me: (feeling nagulat and napa-why the hell sa isip ko) Hindi ako performer, sha--pointing
to prettyboy..

Hello?! Mukha ba akong member ng band? Kaya nga ako nagbayad ng entrance fee e, dahil isa lang akong hamak na audience! Magisip..

At eto ang pinaka the best:

Prettyboy: Pang ilan ba kme? (sa tutugtog)
Feelingrocker: Pang-lima.

Okay, so we waited for the four other bands to finish their own version of PEOPLE POWER sa stage. NOISE BARRAGE ito!!!! Kung nakakapagsalita lang ang eardrums ko..Then after the four bands, tayo na shempre ang manok ko..when..

Feelingrocker: Sorry, (pero maangas pa rin), may iba pa palang bands, pang 9 pala kayo..

LAHAT KME, of course, gulat. Pero ang manok ko, ok lang sa kanila..After all, they think 9 is their lucky number.

Again, we patiently waited for their turn. Deep frying our eardrums. There was this time when I couldn't take it anymore, I went out for some silence.

Ayan na, 2am na, and band number 8 is up on stage. I still can remember the vocalist, pano ba naman he looked like my friend's BF. Anyhow, they had this feeling that something terrible was going to happen. When it was their turn, f**k wala ng tao dba? So kame na naman ang audience! Ayus lang until...

Sleeping fairy: (anxious faced) pare, pang-huli daw tayo!
pretty boy: tang***!! wag na!!(packing up the things)
redhorse: tang***!! wag na tayo tumugtog!

Ang gago diba? Nakakagago! At eto pa paglabas namen..Angas pa talaga ni feeling rocker! Ang dyongggeet!!

Feelingrocker: Sorry, production lang ako! (WITH ALL THE SARCASM, ha!!!)

Oh ayan, gaga, nawalan ka tuloy ng kita. Shempre kinuha ng manok ko ang bayad namen..Pasalamat ka at naging babae ka, kung hinde...

e suntukan na to...

At di ko pipigilan ang manok ko..magkabasagan pa ng bote. Pucha. Ok lang sinabunutan ko naman eh.. (sa isip ko nga lang) hehe..

And the mega highlight:

When we were dropped off, nadulas si prettyboy..AHEHEHEHE... :)

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**scenarios 2 and 3 next time.
i-m lethargic..

[ 4:26 PM ]

bigtime sucker scene

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